All Day I Dream About Spinelessness

Major props to the co-pilot. I get carsick just reading on the highway. Can’t imagine doing it during a rally.

I’ll keep searching for the truth.

This is going to be a big problem next time the Falcons want to take a dump in the second half.

134. Tool, Ænima

I didn’t know that Dallas hired Marshawn Lynch into the media relations department.

This is what happens when Americans flee to Canada

That’s one hell of a distraction. It would take a lot of concentration to ignore it.

Sorry, but it’s absolutely due to the state of the airflow. A sedan is much more likely to have laminar flow over the rear window than an SUV. I’m assuming you’ve driven both types of cars and are therefore fully aware that you don’t need a read wiper in a sedan but absolutely need it in an SUV.

Fuck off for putting a John Mayer song in my head. +1

Giving all attendees a legendary = damage control

I think I just peed a little

I think I have Lambo and Ferrari Hot Wheels from the 80s or 90s. That’s the closest I’ll ever get to owning either of them.

I’d watch it. Now who wants a mustache ride?

Maybe we can introduce this joker to Pranksters Christopher Walken

I can’t help but wonder if the weaker puzzles are because Akira Tago passed away a year ago. He was the “puzzle master” for previous entries in the series. Not sure how involved he was in development of this title.

But who will run Jalopnik next time you’re in jail?