So...that’s it? I must be jaded from all these years of visiting Gawker Media sites. It didn’t fall over. It isn’t hideous. It’s just a nice statue. Not sure how to feel...

Well, the latter half of that statement is a sure thing.

It’s just one more way to drag out the celebration that you’ve successfully procreated.

Over $1k with 9 month leadtimes from what my sister has said

That helps. What are your thoughts on the NHL? I think they’ve done a lot to improve this the last few years, but injuries to star players are a large concern (Crosby’s concussions, McDavid missing a large chunk of his rookie year, etc)

The NBA is light years ahead in having their shit together? Really? This is a league that has two dominant teams and a ton of terrible ones. A league where dominant players can’t earn what they’re worth due to bullshit caps. How exactly does the NBA have its shit together?

They will be forever unforgiven

On the plus side, the homeless population will likely never see that hideous logo (neither on TV nor in person).

In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.

Well there’s always the Paralympics

It’s sad that you’re not sure you can win at least a bronze in that scenario. Must be due to concerns over the required drug tests. You roiding over there?

Hey, let’s not forget his seminal role as a zookeeper

Oh, they know what improvement looks like. The first step is typically leaving the Knicks.

Peru should be capitalized. Just sayin’

I don’t know what to do on take-out either. I’ll put down a few bucks on local restaurants that I go to often, but I’ve never tipped picking up pizza at a chain restaurant. Am I a monster?

I’m okay with the change, but I will miss the line “Shift yer cargo, dearie, show ‘em your larboard side.” That one always cracked me up.

I’m sure Holland will give him a 5 year $20M deal

Any chance Fahey maple a few strings and get Kotaku readers a discount code?

Does the UK have statutes of limitations for any crimes? I get that manslaughter charges wouldn’t, but some of the charges seem like they should.

Fuckin’ nepotism