Anything that includes Brad Marchand will immediately piss off 96.7% of all hockey fans. And that’s being generous. I’m sure there are some Bruins fans who want to punch him in the face too.

The “cufflinks” look like a money clip and the “money clip” looks like a tie clip. 

Paul “Decaffeinated” Coffey

Sports Club Stats will show you what Columbus will likely need to do to make the playoffs. 17+ more wins and you guys are pretty much guaranteed to make it.

What if it’s a coed cop? Death penalty?

Meanwhile my kids are pulling in jack shit when they play. Dammit. Daddy needs a new car! Get that shit on tape

I vote for LA SCRAMS (all caps) and make them share the same color scheme as the RAMS. It’ll make it easier to change the field. Just add or remove the ‘SC’ as needed.

Incognito and Suh. What could possibly go wrong on or off the field?

But how else would people know who she is?

Sure, I’ll pick it up....and throw it at your face!

Dammit. You win!

Alternative idea: “The Standing Deuce”

Pooping in the urinal = “the ole’ 2-in-1"

If only Gawker had some sort of stalker feature....

Too bad. I thought he’d be a better fit at FAUs Ontario-based sister university, “FU, eh”

The NFL is doing you a favor. Why bother going to the games when you can watch them in HD from your couch. Added bonus: the alcohol is a lot cheaper (and you’ll need plenty of it with Thursday night shitfests).

I’m starting to see articles saying that Jim Harbaugh could end up with the Rams. That’s gotta be bullshit, right? Unless the Rams are offering $10M+ per season

KinjaNinja: Sweet! Can’t wait to see what he wrote about the Lions matchup.

Was I the only one who slowed down the clip to see if I could pin-point the exact moment that Draymond Green materialized out of thin air, kicked Shump in the balls, the disappeared into the night?

Time to blow up the CFP. It’s all bullshit. Head to head results and conference championships are meaningless