8 and 2?

Agreed. I have had it on my 1990 Taurus, 1996 Taurus, 2002 Taurus, and currently have it on my 2013 Explorer. I failed to get it on my 2007 Escape and regretted it almost immediately.

I’m rooting for a lawsuit. Don’t really care who wins, but it would sure as hell be entertaining!

On the plus side, you stuck with the Tesla theme.

Correction: You will receive a voucher for a Dodge Challenger

And here I was hoping they were going to reenact the Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage classic movie

Or ever get up and running, really.

I knew you were trouble, but honestly I’ve got no bad blood with you. You’ll never go out of style in my book.

Yes, but it’s the accounting at the Ford dealership that billed the entire lot back to the insurance company instead of just the quantity used.

Jurassic World 2: The Return of Dr. Ian Malcolm

Welcome to the world of accounting.

I demand that you tear down those confederate flags!

I'm sold!!! Take my money!!!

Walking and talking!?! Baby Ariana is growing up before our very eyes.

The lack of people shouting “Worldstar!!!!” is disappointing.

That FB page is GOLD!

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re being told to toe the company line. Either that or you’ve been kidnapped by Nick Denton and have a serious case of Stockholm Syndrome.

The console lineup is interesting: Xbox 360 but not PS3, 3DS but not Vita. Weird

I’m glad he didn’t just rip off the Jurassic World gate from Toys R Us. His looks a lot better!

KN: [reads Doug’s joke]