Same here. Closest 7-11 is a couple hours away. Lame.

I’d go with the Giant Douche on this one. Turd Sandwich doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

surrounded by whispering children who clapped both at the end of the short preceding it (about volcanos who fall in love)

Dammit! Need more money, stat!

I need to know more about that hoverboard. Important things, like “how much?” and “where can I buy it?”

I suspect it will be difficult to find a fully functional set of instruments. They weren’t exactly built to last. A lot of what’s out there could very well be junk.

Gap Kids is great, though. It’s one of the few brands that fits my 5 year old son. Most brands default to Husky, while Gap shirts are slimmer.

Moneybawl or Moneybrawl depending on how the other team reacts, of course.

The Fractural

I remember Lionhead was working on a game called B.C. for the original Xbox. Still bitter it was cancelled.

Metro Redux is also $19.99 at Best Buy. $15.99 if you have Gamer’s Club Unlocked.

Metro Redux is also $19.99 at Best Buy. $15.99 if you have Gamer’s Club Unlocked.

They should probably also disregard any announced information either as complete and utter bull, or take it with a grain of salt.

Fucking brilliant!

What is this supposed to be? Part of the set? A director’s chair?

If you’re going to wear sandals, at least make sure they fit. These look at least a half size too small.

In all fairness, they played on ice not carpet. It’s tough to generate static electricity in those conditions.

WiiU will likely have a terrible E3, but you should get it anyway. Off TV play is great.

WiiU will likely have a terrible E3, but you should get it anyway. Off TV play is great.