GM and Toyota have done a lot of development, badge engineering, and it looks like design together for years. This is how I imagine this dialogue went:

Sploosh

I NEED this in my life.

Video unavailable? Nice

I came here for this.

Oklahoma... otherwise known as the Florida of the Midwest.

True Dodge drivers are Beta-max users, this is why Chrysler can never get the formula right. They do not know their customer.

Let me guess, you had to bury a cow carcass, the tractor had a bad fuel float and you flooded it trying to start it, requiring an oil change first, but did not want to mess with the carb that night?

Date night!

....Or the impending doom of what your abductor, that obviously drives a car like that, is going to video tape.

Safety yellow is back! Now when can I get a diesel, manual wagon or shooting brake?

Actualy that motorcyclist broke the shit out of Texas Highway Code, not yielding the lane to a stopped emergency vehicle. The guys swerving and revving did not help calm the officer down either.

In Texas it is illegal to drive in the right lane when an emergency vehicle has their lights on. (Like most states) Texas L.E.O’s have become quite aggressive about enforcing this lately, after many highway collisions of stopped emergency vehicles. I read somewhere that this was the No. 1 cause of officer fatalities…

FCA makes a brown, row your own, wagon, that rolls coal.

Was I the only one that voted Alfa Romeo 164 three times?

Noooooooo! Sync is terrible, think of a UI that acts like you are pushing buttons with a marshmallow on the end of a stick, while blindfolded. Don’t think oh this brown diesel manual wagon coveting idiot must have an old version..... No way. I have a 2013 and 2016 Ford with sync, and you can tell, they did not do one…

If this comes in brown with a manual transmission I am going to have to sell a kidney.

Hold this baby while I get the keytar out of the frunk.

Obviously an attack by the Disney / Pixar PR machine. When are we going to stop these Neo-Pixonian Fascist from smearing and slandering our dear leader.

“Here’s the situation: back in the 1970s and 1980s, everyone had a small pickup truck. Mazda had one. Ford had one. Toyota had one. Nissan had one. Chevy had one.”