I’m guessing his dick is long, but skinny. It’s a no

Oh, for sure: it’s not to downplay his other legislative issues, the fact he’s not really a maverick, the hard work Collins and Murkowski did from day one, or the fact that McCain gave us Palin. I can appreciate, however, the art of the last minute ‘fuck you,’ and if anyone knows the procedural rules necessary to do…

I don’t know. I mean, I’m an asshole, so I guess that rings true? But there’s a line between an asshole, a total asshole, and a festering asshole. Like, Milo Yektoplatypus: he’s a festering volcano asshole. Either way, it’s like the Good Book says: you never go full asshole.

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

I know this is sort of way off point, but since when has “paddy wagon” been an OK thing to say again? Here in the U.K., that’s considered a slur on the Irish. I can’t imagine it plays so well in the States either...

*shrug* Anyone can tell any story in any medium they like.

You should have been a fly on the wall when I (a woman) was in a guitar shop to buy a guitar. Yes, for myself! Lordamercy. Sales to willing customers aren’t hard, people!

If you can’t be bothered to pop by the NICU when your premature baby arrives maybe don’t be at a rally with thousands of other little boys? I’d move on and tell MY son his dad was a sperm donor.

And today a friend of his tweeted hinting that Preibus has a mistress.They are all such garbage people! 

It is like Christmas, except that Christmas only comes once a year, while, apparently, this stuff now happens to them all the time.

Fortunately for her, he has to sell his business to keep his job.

I can’t even imagine the real story here. The poor woman.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Oh, do you think it was anything like every fucking time back in the dark ages when I went into a radio shack, knowing exactly what I needed, and getting a lecture from some teenager behind the counter about “was I really sure this thing I was buying was the right thing?”

I’ve got three decades of buying computers for my veryownself, plus other people.* The last time I bought one in a brick-n-mortar store, I deliberately chose the one salesperson who was a middle-aged lady like me. Oddly enough, that was the one time in recent memory where the Fry’s guys actually paid any attention to…

When I lived across the country from my family, I came home once a year on Christmas. It was rough and I eventually moved back to the same state. Now I live about 400 miles away from them so we see each other probably 4 times a year? If we’re lucky. On the other hand, it is sometimes depressing to have to spend…

Need advice/opinions about mothers: I’m 31. My mom’s in her 60s. For really the first time ever, I’m living truly away from family. (other times were school). My mother got really upset that I made other plans on her birthday. I live two states or 380 miles away. I didn’t assume I was expected to go home, and she…

I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

I learned to get out of that stupid behavior. Old blue haired lady wants a 16 in chainsaw? Yes ma’am, please buy the protection plan! No? Yeah, neither would I.

It’s bizarre, isn’t it?