Today I was trying to buy a new pair of sneakers for Master Poodler, and he is at an awkward stage, where he is about to age out of the children’s sizes. Nonetheless, he still needs a children’s size, which are in short supply.

I don’t know. I read that article this morning and was surprised at the number of comments about it being “sad.” IMO, just the fact that Smith is 94 years old and has enough mental acuity to be aware of her irrelevance automatically makes it not sad. What is unfortunate is that she only defines herself by what she…

Embrace single payer, work for fairness in taxation, demand defense cuts, banking regulation, monopoly protections, campaign finance reform, union rights, voting rights, equality and protection for all citizens, immigration reform, demilitarization of the police, demilitarization of foreign policy, and for fuck’s sake…

They agree on plenty of shit though. Like tax cuts for corporations, keeping monopolies on telecomms in tact, defunding public education in favor of charters and making sure they all get a raise.

I’d also like white supremacists to suddenly realize the ills of racism, and for all wasps to magically transform into unicorns that shit gold coins.

Well this was depressing.

(A former escort told me that the porn and sex work industry run on them.)

Here’s the thing about the Mooch: he’s not just coked-up, he’s irony-deficient.

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

Filed to: things you didn’t know you wanted until you read it.

All the while ignoring the fact that tens of thousands of scouts and scout leaders were not only willing but excited to play along while that jackass said what he did. Their little canteen of a fauxpology (“Golly, we’re sorry if people were offended!”) doesn’t hold much water.

Lawrence O’Donnell is literally begging Joe Pesci to come on his show tonight and do a live reading of the Mooch interview/tweetstorm.

Darkest Timeline Update: The Boy Scouts of America is now apologizing for the President’s lunatic behavior.

The best comment about Scaramucci I’ve seen from any journalist so far:

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

Sometimes I remember that she and David Sedaris are siblings (and both totally delightful!) and it blows my mind every single time.

Her Instagram is a treasure trove.

Hottest of Taeks- Stephen King is a great writer. However he is middling at best at many of his endings. IT being one of them.