“Pew..pew..pew! Hey guys, looky....I’m defeating ISIS!”

Little kids know what boobs are for. When my daughter was like four, we were in the mall and some lady was nursing her baby on a bench and my kid marches up to her and says “Oh, is your baby drinking your milk? Awww, that’s so nice! Hi, baby! I hope you like your milk!” and I was mortified but the mom said that was…

Scrub potatoes and cut into approximately 1/2 inch cubes. Toss in a large bowl with salt, pepper, smoked paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, ground thyme and a bit of olive oil (enough to lightly coat the spuds). Dump onto a tall-rimmed baking sheet, and bake at 385 for about an hour or so. (Do this part to taste…

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

The amount of father worship from these ADULT children is incredible. I love my dad, but in no way should he be President.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

So I’ve been trying to figure this out for a long time. Are the Trumps more stupid or more entitled? We know they’re both, but which one explains more of their behavior? This MORON either doesn’t realize what he’s saying, or he honestly believes his father has the right to act like a tinpot dictator. And then the…

I know that one of these men is a liar and the other one is 6'8"

I was also going to suggest this! Also, if you rent a car for part of the time, you could go to both Portland and Seattle and stop at some cool places in between them.

Oh, honey, that is tough. Ya gotta get out soon — that stuff will drive you nuts. As soon as your finances are squared away so that you can afford airfare home several times a year, skedaddle!  

I HATE the heat. All of my coworkers are looking forward to this upcoming week because “It’s going to be so gorgeous out! I’m going to get so tan!” Well okay, enjoy killing your skin while you bake in the humid, stifling heat, ya weirdos. Me? I’ll happily stay indoors where I can breathe and my pale ass won’t sizzle,…

This from the network that hired Corey Lewandowski, post-assault.

Aslan, however, has made clear that his politics do not jive with CNN’s “brand as an unbiased media outlet.”

Seriously, CNN?

Calling some one “piece of shit” is nothing, most of us has been probably called worse in our life.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Do it! It’s kind of cool cooking with a new ingredient whether you’re veggie or not.

As a carnivore, I would love to try this.

I heard someone refer to tilapia as the “spam of the ocean” and I can’t say I disagree.