This whole thing is like the drunken uncles of America are lurching around representing all the rest of the family.

Tilapia ain’t the greatest depending on the source.

Yes, but in gay engagement photos!

THIS IS SHADE RIGHT?! JUDGE BROWN?! Can I get a ruling?

Why is she so desperate to be seen as just a normal person? You aren’t a normal person. You spend $600 on a t-shirt; I buy my t-shirts for $2 at Forever 21.

No Gwyneth, people hate Goop because it is full of bad and potentially harmful information. You want to tell people about your favorite organic pasta, fine. But if you tell people to put jade eggs in their vaginas, people are going to criticize you for encouraging something that could cause infection.

Ahahahaha.

I believe people can be rehabilitated, and that there is no knowing from afar what kinds of tortures or psychological pressures were visited upon her as a child that influenced her actions. But letting someone live and rebuild their life and letting them regularly volunteer with children of an age they previously…

People who commit sex crimes against minors should not be allowed in a school to volunteer. There are plenty of places she can volunteer that aren’t full of children.

Yeah, she murdered and raped her own 14 year old sister. She should never be allowed around a child.

You know, it’s one thing for her to be free—that’s between her and the Canadian justice system—but I think it is entirely reasonable to say that a particularly notorious ex-convict should not be paraded around in front of children like some sort of role model. I have no idea what the school is thinking here.

Reconstitute them into the hooves and anuses they were made from?

But real talk: frank ‘n’ beans are amazing. Also, cut up hot dogs in mac and cheese.

When I worked in college admissions, I had a student submit a doge meme as an answer to a short essay question. She’d made it herself, and it was college-themed: “So liberal arts. Much future lawyer. Wow.” I accepted her, and had the unique pleasure of attempting to explain this meme to my boss in our weekly staff…

Contemplate your hot dog while pondering the ultimate absurdity of life. It’s not a dog. It’s not especially hot. So weird.

Slide them whole down your throat, Kobayashi style.

An Uber is not that expensive. Don’t be a putz, get home safe and ensure everyone else does too.

The story of your attending graduation brought tears to my eyes. Thank you so much for sharing. ✏️💗✏️

drinking. And occasionally raging against the world...and people who didn’t vote....or did vote, but for a tangerine idiot...and not of the savant variety.