I honestly have no idea what this post means, Ryan.

I have a relative who married one of his previous students. (He taught her in high school.) He’s definitely the skeevy uncle, and there are multiple contenders for that title in my family. The older I get, the more this grosses me out.

Community service announcement. If you have a air conditioner and dogs, put a fence around it. Otherwise plan on replacing it before its end of life.

I suppose a professor could pressure a student to drink. Still, there’s the sinister implication that if a professor could, he’d want to. Why exactly? Oh right—so that he could force her into sex.

Its about the Asshat. Its always about the Asshat. Every success filters through the Asshat. Every failure washes off the Asshat like he was coated in teflon.

As a shelter volunteer, the process is far more complicated than you think.

Oh god. This is the best book. So happy this has FINALLY made it onto a screen. I remember sitting up late one night reading the book and I got to one part and got so freaked out I closed the book and turn on infomercials (do they still exist?).

It’s not what America wanted. America, by three million votes, wanted his opponent. At no point in Trump’s entire campaign, and almost certainly at no point during his entire presidency, did he ever once have 50% approval or favorability.

It’s fucking amazing that there are still people with enough faith in this guy that they can’t see he’s just a wannabe autocrat with no attention span or impulse control; they’d rather believe he’s playing some kind of crazy six-dimensional chess that we’re all too dim to understand.

For those keeping track at home,…

I’m not the most intelligent person. I’m biased, emotional, aggressive, often act before I think, often don’t think through my actions, and am passionate about my beliefs. However: when necessary, I can be rational and considerate. I also know my faults and work on them.

Remember when we used to spend our time making fun of George W. Bush for being dumb? W is a goddamn Fields Medal winner compared to Trump.

I just had a great experience adopting from a shelter that flew my puppy to me in NY all the way from Texas. And another shelter located in NY responded to my inquiry and wanted to interview me after I had just agreed to take my puppy from the place in Texas, so it’s not all bad. You really have to be willing to look…

Albacore just has no flavor to me. Yellowfin tuna is where it’s at.

They weren’t even in the same league. The obvious choice was Clinton— it shouldn’t have even been a tough choice for voters.

Of course! I feel like with Trump you don’t need to come up with any Machiavellian reasons for anything. Dude is just desperate to appear like he belongs so he’ll just spout out whatever bullet points he skimmed earlier in order to impress whoever he’s talking too.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

It’s the root explanation to everything - not mendaciousness so much as his being really, really stupid. I guarantee he didn’t think there was anything wrong with asking Comey to drop the Flynn probe; he’s too dumb to understand obstruction of justice.

I like people who leak without getting captured.

But wouldn’t a little mayo or 1000 island (your pick of course) help with this, or is it a terminal case of a chalk line around the crime scene? : )