don’t worry, it was never actually great

I’m really sad for the USA. It was a great country that everyone here in Bulgaria used to dream about. Poor, Americans :/

“This was, I was, I’d never even thought about…it’s always the best when you really feel this way. But I was…I had no thought of anything else, and these two guys will tell you, I had no thought of anything else but termination.”

The vast majority of Americans didn’t vote for him. It’s the way the electoral college works that fucked us. Electoral college needs to go.

Some Americans were tired of people thinking they were stupid.

This is a crap knife that I keep at work, so it is probably dull but it gets the job done and I am more careful now after 2 near misses.

I eat avocado for b-fast everyday and this has happened to me, the pit is too tough and I can’t get the knife in it and it slides off and I almost slice my fingers off. Just over at my work desk yelling fuck!

I generally suck at baking, but another tip is to put the pan or cookie sheet you’ve greased/floured into the fridge for a bit before adding your batter or dough. Helps to keep the non-stick layer you’ve made more durable and effective.

She is clearly unimpressed about being forced to do some cooking segment bullshit, and I love it so much.

*pours one out for the dearly departed TWOP*

I love Nicole Kidman. Although 50% of that love might be just because of her hair.

Also, dangerous? Sweet potatoes. One can slice off the tip of their finger when chopping those.

I’m amazed that people manage to cut themselves when dealing with avocados. I assume they slice off their fingers when chopping onions as well.

A lot of very stupid people will continue to eat shit in the name of partisan politics or their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that and voting for him anyway.

1- Reverse the Blackening. 2- Reduce this booty. Got it, on it. I was also thinking of being rich this summer and flying first class, but looks like I can let that go.

I have a crazy amount of flying to do this summer and I’ll be Black when I do it. These posts remind me to not just accept and ignore poor treatment. These assholes need to be recorded and held accountable.

The lesson here is not “have kids before you buy a house”, it’s “don’t buy the biggest house you are qualified to buy”. The advice really should be to buy the smallest house you can afford.

Even if you drive, I’d still bring a white traveling companion. That seems to be the way to get some respectful attention.

Man, when the racism is that refined, there’s some real effort that went into it. This whole story leaves me feeling like I need a shower.

The fact that we’re actually having (and apparently, are somehow losing) a debate about whether all children deserve healthcare is a sign how completely broken a society we are.