This is a crap knife that I keep at work, so it is probably dull but it gets the job done and I am more careful now after 2 near misses.

I eat avocado for b-fast everyday and this has happened to me, the pit is too tough and I can’t get the knife in it and it slides off and I almost slice my fingers off. Just over at my work desk yelling fuck!

I generally suck at baking, but another tip is to put the pan or cookie sheet you’ve greased/floured into the fridge for a bit before adding your batter or dough. Helps to keep the non-stick layer you’ve made more durable and effective.

She is clearly unimpressed about being forced to do some cooking segment bullshit, and I love it so much.

*pours one out for the dearly departed TWOP*

I love Nicole Kidman. Although 50% of that love might be just because of her hair.

Also, dangerous? Sweet potatoes. One can slice off the tip of their finger when chopping those.

I’m amazed that people manage to cut themselves when dealing with avocados. I assume they slice off their fingers when chopping onions as well.

A lot of very stupid people will continue to eat shit in the name of partisan politics or their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that and voting for him anyway.

1- Reverse the Blackening. 2- Reduce this booty. Got it, on it. I was also thinking of being rich this summer and flying first class, but looks like I can let that go.

I have a crazy amount of flying to do this summer and I’ll be Black when I do it. These posts remind me to not just accept and ignore poor treatment. These assholes need to be recorded and held accountable.

The lesson here is not “have kids before you buy a house”, it’s “don’t buy the biggest house you are qualified to buy”. The advice really should be to buy the smallest house you can afford.

Even if you drive, I’d still bring a white traveling companion. That seems to be the way to get some respectful attention.

Man, when the racism is that refined, there’s some real effort that went into it. This whole story leaves me feeling like I need a shower.

The only thing the AHCA has proven (other than Republicans’ complete disdain for their constituents) is that Republicans do not understand anything about how insurance works. At all. It is infuriating, and this story is heartbreaking.

Dragging them isn’t the proper response, however. The fact is, the pay to work with children needs to be high, so credentials & background checks, & constant accountability can be justified. Right now, pay for working around kids is abysmal, yet the very parents who hate being around their own kids themselves, are…

Soapbox... As someone with a horrible family history of colon cancer, get your preventative colonoscopies (if you can afford it, obviously)! Too many people are putting them off because they’re “icky.” So is death and leaving your loved ones behind! My dad, his siblings, and Chris (in the story) all had colon cancer…

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

Get Mexican food at an authentic, non-chain Mexican restaurant. Chipotle is yummy, but it’s not really Mexican food. Support the real thing at your favorite local spot.

It’s Cinco de Mayo; I promise you that Trump is going to be a very popular Pinata this year, as he’s the biggest antagonist to minorities and a extremely unpopular President... who is also terrible at his job.