Ooh! Ooh! This is my favorite:

“Learn to figure out when a hoot or a holler is indeed a form of harassment and when it’s merely a good-natured tease that you can give back in kind.”

Fuck her. Fuck all of her bullshit. 99.9% of women wouldn’t get a call from fucking Vogue and even have the option of turning it down. She’s so fucking privileged, she can’t even see past her own plastic nose.

“Your life’s happiness begins with you.”

Ivanka Trump’s Women Who Work is an incredibly and almost profoundly boring book.

I would have so much respect for her if she’d just had the guts to make your one line her entire book. Hey Ivanka, we don’t resent you for being an inherited wealth kid like your dad. We resent you peddling that as some sort of life skill you earned.

Hey! Come on now! She worked very hard to enbiggen her vocabulary with such cromulent words!  

I casually knew Ivanka Trump for several years. Her target audience is almost exclusively other people who were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

Rule for Success #1: Be born into money

I am an actual, factual, licensed architect.

Are those quotes from the book? Because “editor and chief” and “another way of how I” tell me that her editor FUCKING HATES HER.

She advises women to be authentic in the workplace while refraining from oversharing, to negotiate salaries, and to use periods of unemployment to reflect on their goals. (She also recommends that you hire three recruiters to secure a new position.)

It’s always interesting when we get a new foster dog in the house, and see/hear their reactions to us making time. We learned early to make sure they were in a crate before we got started. Our own dogs are used to it and ignore us (I’m sure on Saturday mornings they are looking at each other and going, “they’re at…

Caroline (daughter of Rudy) Giuliani vocally supported both Obama and Clinton.

$42 for a burger tee? At least tell me it was a scratch ‘n’ sniff, or did it come with a fries and drink t-shirt?.

The actual correct answer is french toast.

Little pancakes. Younger me could scarf down the big ones like no one’s business. But as I get older, even one big pancake laden with syrup and butter sits in my stomach like a wet dishtowel. I like the idea of eating a “stack” of pancakes, so give me three or four small ones and I feel like I’ve accomplished…

You know the correct answer is “waffles.”

Yeah, well, see, her brand of ‘feminism’ and ‘awareness’ come from the experiences of someone who’s never really had to worry about a single thing in their life. It’s trite, clichéd nonsense because it has no real foundation that was built out of the years long process of surviving and learning from challenges, and…

But so far, and despite significant coverage about how the eldest Trump remains one of the president’s closest and most trusted advisers, little that Ivanka claims to lobby him on in private has materialized in his public policy.