I know! It’s not social media that caused this, Judge Dumbass. It’s the fact that kids are educated now about sexual assault and told to report it. I know women in their 40s and 50s who were molested and kept it quiet because NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT BACK THEN. Hell, I learned my great grandmother was raped at age 9…

And there was certainly no rape in 1970, when this judge was 19! Teenagers didn’t have sex AT ALL back then, either.

Notice he said sex cases not rape cases. The piece of shit doesn’t even think this girl was raped.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

So the solution is to hypothetically get rid of social media rather than punish an actual rapist? Time to retire, PawPaw.

Remember the good old days before facebook when there was no rape? Oh wait...

Warren/Obama 2020!

You just made my point. We all have responsibilities, but we still fucking read and learn stuff. You still read a book a week with all that’s going on in your life. That’s way better than 4 books in 60+ years. Yay us!!

He looks like a Human Boil Doll.

He looks like your best friend’s sweaty stepdad who’s into classic cars and Hooters.

Fuck Bannon and his 3 books. I read 122 books last year alone AND I work more than 40 hours every week. Fucktards who read one GD book and claim to be well-read piss me off. Of course, this shitstain pisses me off for lots of reasons, but there you have it.

That is actually profound.

That reminds me of the time a guy I knew in college said he didn’t like the Beatles because they just sounded like everyone else.

Same place Trump and Spicer got theirs, probably.

New York, where the bagels are the best. And so is the pizza. And fuck you if you think otherwise!

My senior-year English teacher was AWFUL, super unprofessional, and clearly in the midst of some kind of mid-life or other type of crisis, and she HATED me. But she was one of the many things that motivated me to get the fuck out of Connecticut and never look back. So thanks, Mrs. Leitze from Daniel Hand High School…

Tell Us How the Public School System Benefited You

Public Schools benefitted me by making me smart enough to not vote for Trump.

How about this:

Well, you know what that means. Melissa McCarthy has to play Spicer every. goddamn. time. from here on out. Yes, forget that she potrayed Spicer as a total psychopath, how dare the portrayal is by a woman. Heaven forbid such an offense!