You must have done a great job raising a son so hardworking. Major props to you!

That’s what I will never understand about the “they are stealing our jobs!!!1!” crowd.

Not to mention, immigrant ideas. The overwhelming majority of cuisines we currently enjoy in a multicultural society are courtesy of what recipes and ingredients immigrants brought over from the old country and adapted.

I remember Anthony Bourdain being very vocal about how immigrants are the backbone of the service industry in America and restaurants would fail colossally if they didn’t have access to immigrant labour.

I’m late, but here to chime in as a USAer living in France that you don’t need to blend in - French people have their own political problems to worry about right now and while Trump is something we all laugh/are scared about, no one should judge you for it on vacation! Also, as far as blending in physically, let me be…

London and Paris are not going to be a problem. If you were going to somewhere like Istanbul, that’d be different. Try to know some French phrases and use ‘Please’ and ‘Thank you’ generously. No one in Paris will let you try to speak French but your effort will be appreciated.

I need to hurry up and get my IUD.

To be fair, the problem isn’t just Cheetolini. There are no elected republicans who believe that women should have any reproductive rights whatsoever. This - and the horror that is trump - needs to be hung around the necks of these assholes from now on.

1. FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKERS WHO DID THIS YOU CAN EAT MY DIRTY TAMPONS AND PADS

Late reply, but use the Citymapper app to get around both cities to avoid pulling out maps. Makes you look local and less likely to attract pickpockets!

If I’m in town when your here, I’ll be your jezzie local . 😊

I’m an American living in Paris, and you have nothing to worry about. Bonjour and Merci will get you lots of places, along with ‘pardon, parlez-vouz anglais?’. They may ask you’re opinion of the cheeto, but it’s more out of a natural political curiosity than to condemn you. I love Paris. You’ll enjoy it. I’m a private…

I am not watching the Super Bowl for the first time in my life.

buttermilk buckwheat blini with pecans and cinnamon sugar. I h8 football, will be watching the puppy bowl.

Salt cured Italian meats and lumps of cream cheese mixed in with scallions and jalapeños, shaped to resemble the ball of a game which is derivative of an old Scandinavian game is a ‘Merican tradition. It highlights exactly why we don’t need any immigration. At all. Did this entire thing by ourselves.

I am making my crafty candle salad again due to popular demand.

Jello, boullion and gatorade! colonscopy tomorrow!

Haha That’s amazing. I’m the same way, the spicier the better!

Europeans (hi!) will be able to spot you from a mile away no matter what, but it’s fine! Honestly a lot of us are just worried for you. Just be polite and friendly and I assure you nobody will bother you or think you <3 the Donald.

Say you’re Canadian, that’s what I’m doing.