Yikes! Best wishes! At least you’ll feel super clean tomorrow!

I think you meant a sharp right. But I thumbs up your sentiment!

Gazpacho. In tomato season I make up a huge batch on Sundays and eat it morning, noon and night.

At least you didn’t fall into the wall next to your bed, leaving a dent and a lipstick smear (drunk is the best time to try on red siplick)...wake up the next morning with a lump on your head and wearing a very dry mud mask. Panties were on though!! Winning!!

Roxanne. She looks like a Roxanne. Then she already has a song.

My son has immigrated to Australia. He got BFA here and then sailed to Australia and is finishing up a Naval Architecture degree there. He works two jobs while going to school full time. I don’t think he’s ever coming back. You know why? MUCH better pay and better healthcare (at a lower price). When he marries and has…

please please please...Trudeau. Don’t harsh my crush.

I’d suggest that instead of Jane, go with Austen. Then you get a nod to Jane with a name that’s a little unusual. (Austen is my daughter’s middle name because it was my husband’s great grandmother’s maiden name.)

HAHAHAHA!

I’m a big singer-for-every-little occasion too. When I come home at night I sing, “I know what dogs want...I know what dogs like...Dogs like! Dogs like! Dogs like ME!”

In the South “Sir” and “Ma’am” are also reprimands. “No SIR. You sit down right now!”

He probably just peed on his own feet in the shower.

Noosa Blackberry Serrano is the only flavored yogurt I can eat. It still has too much sugar for my liking but the subtle serrano kick keeps it from being cloying. It’s actually addicting.

Same boat. Row...row....

Funny story, a friend’s husband came in and sat down while she was watching Call the Midwife. After a bit he said, “How many fucking babies are born in this show!?” She rolled her eyes and said, “It’s CALL THE MIDWIFE!”

I sorely love Desperate Housewives, which isn’t normally at all what I’m into. I posted up-thread that I’ve been watching Duchess of Duke Street on Amazon. It’s from the 70's but it’s really really good.

If you have Amazon Prime, I’ve been watching The Duchess of Duke Street, a surprisingly progressive British drama from the 70's (I think). It’s thoroughly charming and not too taxing.

I titled There Will be Blood as “You Will be Bored.” Jeasus god. Stop with the ponderous.

So you’re maybe a shade too dark to understand greatness. Got it.

Watch Turbo Kid instead.