Whenever I see a story like this, I always want to survey the bridesmaids: “How many of you thought the groom was a total dick prior to his ultimate dick move?”

Dear Demi,

Excuse me who do you think you are??!?!?!?!?!?!

To be fair, Caitlyn was photographed several times talking on the phone while driving immediately after the accident and she’s continued to since. That’s the part that bothers me the most. Personally I had accidentally killed someone, there’s no way I would continue to drive carelessly.

I think it’s 1000% ok to hate the Kardashian Clan because they are the Kardashians.

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

Obama was FUNNY! But what made me laugh even harder were the pinched, humorless faces of all the old white guys in the audience. Poor babies.

“Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!” Was the best damn part.

EXCELLENT point. Exactly. A million Brits winning but a Mexican director is a threat that needs to be removed? Shut up, Sean Penn. And make better choices, Charlize Theron.

Oh man, that is a great awkward celebrity encounter story!

I thought the screenwriter's mention of his own suicide attempt was really brave. The way he talked about it I got the feeling he wasn't really planning on sharing it until he did, which makes it even more powerful to me.

STOP IT WITH YOUR VIOLENCE AGAINST MY CORN BABIES

There was a group in Boston beside Chipotle. It seems they are targetting that restaurant for some reason. Ugh I just can't take it seriously. Will they blame dogs and cats for eating and torturing chickens? What's next people crying over plants and corn?