Very true, but I’m more focused on getting a story going (or continued). I usually write too slow to finish Nanawrimo, but every word means I’m that much closer to a finished piece.

Oh, and a voice recorder for when I’m driving or whatever. I don’t transcribe the bits where I bitch at crappy drivers.

I write long hand 95% of the time. For some reason I can’t write directly to the computer unless things are really flowing.

Ywriter. It’s set up like scrivener, with scenes and chapters, but it’s free and can be set up to be a portable app.

OKcupid doesn’t limit you to just man or woman. If you’re non-binary / genderqueer or agender there are a bunch of options to pick. It’s only on the desktop site and it’s a bit hacked on, but at least the option is there.

Me too. You’d think graphic design and web design would fall under both of those...

Not Always Right and the related sites are all zombie stories.

What if you're emotionally hungry for crunchy foods? Broccoli is pretty crunchy. (I often grab carrots when I want something.)

Or even "More _____, please?" (I say this as someone who often misses the first word or so in a sentence, and a generally polite person, not a server)

Isn't the point of a Long Island that it's 9 1/2 tenths alcohol and you can't taste any of it?

... I honestly didn't know shrimp were shellfish. I thought shellfish were molluscs. Thank goodness I can't stand people and so would never be a server.

My master password is a l337 version of someone somewhat obscure that I named one of my pets after. I have a hint on my computer with a vague filename that's a description of which pet, similar to 'the doofy dog's full name'

Make your own toys. I have three rats. To buy hammocks for them would be $10 - 20 each. Or I can get a pack of wash clothes and binder clips for less than $10. Got a ton of fleece for super cheap and I'm working on fleece training them instead of using litter (I was spending $30 a month or so on litter - three boy…

Well, less review than how to kludge it into doing something it's not designed to...

I'd fail step 1: Actually have some strength somewhere...