That is 100% how I interpreted the headline at first.

Dude, what? You just described a very normal and lovely birthday post. It’s normal to share specific things that you appreciate your mother or friend or otherwise loved person does for you.

I would never think to pair mustard yellow with hot pink accents but I freaking love it and Amber Stevens West looks amazing. Might be my favorite look of the bunch.

It makes me think of Kaylee from Firefly, which amuses me a little because even though she’s been in a ton of other stuff I’ve seen that’s also still what I most associate Christina Hendricks with.

But this article is basically as much about instant pots as it is about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez so what’s wrong with people wanting to discuss instant pots? They discuss her and her politics on the many other posts about her. The comment section is just people chilling and chatting man, we are not professional…

But literally the article that you are commenting on says it IS the name of her new album?

Yeah, we had these (but a different company) pop up all over my city recently and I just saw an article that the city was banning them. I was mostly indifferent to them, though a little confused as to how they became so popular so suddenly, but I know a couple people who are thrilled about the ban.

This amusing to me because I met a new friend recently and I thought at first he was very religious because of his tshirts but then I learned they were crossfit tshirts lol!

I love peppermint, and I hate that it has become so entwined with the holidays because peppermint should be enjoyed year round!

It actually even looks more like she put her elbow where his hand was already moving to.  At first I thought it was a gentle, instinctive, please-don’t-grab-something-out-of-my-hands move.  But I honestly don’t think he was even trying to make contact at all.

Yes, actually, there are lots of people who don't have access to treadmills or stationary bikes. I'm honestly baffled that anybody wouldn't understand that. It's nice you found what works for you but what you're describing would be a luxury for some people. 

Or some people will just never enjoy it and that’s okay. Just like a lott of us don’t particularly enjoy our jobs. We have to do it to support the things we do like in life.

Not everyone lives somewhere where they can easily “just go for a damn walk.” Or they are working until it’s too dark to safely “just go for a damn walk.”

Obviously I can’t speak to how he would be diagnosed if he were a real person... but for what it’s worth I believe the writers have explicitly stated that the character does not have autism. Their intention is that he’s just a dick.

I didn’t My Best Friend’s Wedding either!

I don’t really use twitter anymore but I followed a lot of funny people in college and every so often I just go look through all my “favorite” tweets and laugh.  I would be sad if that list went away!

Yes, I really don’t like that this keeps being framed as a reboot. It’s definitely not!!!

Some people just talk like that. I have one friend that pretty much any time I tell her a silly anecdote she responds by laughing and saying “haha, that could only happen to you” and I always think it’s a bit of a weird thing to say. Like my stories are really not that unique...but whatever!

It’s my 65 year old father’s favorite movie.  Beloved by everyone!

Yes, but I’ve seen people say online that with a soldering iron you can make it keep working.

Yes, but I’ve seen people say online that with a soldering iron you can make it keep working.