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But he is because... what do you guys think women do? We are already sitting first. That doesn’t mean it won’t smell anyway.

I guess I’m not sure why you’re so sure it was a joke at all though given the fact that he apparently told her he expected her to have sex with him every day or else he would dump her...

I actually find this kind of depressing—even in an attempt to throw out all modesty, she actually doesn’t say she’s beautiful. Only “not so bad looking.” We should be able to say we are beautiful! But even the most beautiful women in the world struggle to get those words out!

Cannon said, sharing that Davidson called in to his radio show when he was 15 and told a joke that impressed him so much that Cannon took Davidson “on the road” with him.

I had that problem with my husband when we were in college. I finally called him out on it when we showed up outside someone’s dorm for a party and he called them to let us in and said “Hey, I’m here.” After he hung up the phone I was like... “do they even know that you are bringing a date to this or are they going to

Ah, that makes sense!

Lol okay, wow, I thought Jay and Silent Bob would be a very brief cameo but they’re like half the video!

That is a bonkers request. If she really cared that much she could buy you some clip-ons or something but asking you to make a permanent change to your body for an hours-long occasion is beyond ridiculous wow!

That is a bonkers request. If she really cared that much she could buy you some clip-ons or something but asking you

It seems like there are no lines anymore.

Yeah, the comment about being wiser seems to be just... our genreal understanding of society? Like that’s the reason “older and wiser” is a phrase. Older people are generally expected to be wiser (though of course it isn’t always true on an individual level).

Yeah, the beard is good and the turtleneck is good but they are not good together because they blend into one and it looks like his shirt goes up his face.

I cried during the like ~30 second teaser for Christopher Robin when Pooh said his line about how Christopher Robin wasn’t cracked, just a bit wrinkled.

I just learned recently that Sir Patrick Stewart voiced the poop emoji in the emoji movie???

It was a pretty stunning movie!

Yeah, posting an actual address for people to send gifts to is weird but asking for recommendations seems entirely reasonable.

If you haven’t already, check out her older youtube videos too. My favorite is I Steal Pets but there are a lot of great ones.

Not quite the same thing but I remember thinking it was funny that guys leaving Gilmore Girls seemed to carry on to their next shows—Dave goes off to college in California then is on the OC, Tristan was sent to boarding school in North Carolina and then was on One Tree Hill and Jess ran off to New York where we then

I love those Toms block-heel sandals.

This is why I hate when people say they don’t like a celebrity like Anne Hathaway or something because they “try too hard.” Why is it wrong to try hard?