Oh dang, I just noticed I said “bath” instead of “path.” I promise I’m not bathing in public, geese or no.

Yeah, I have always been super arbitrary about it, but I finally figured out my main issue is I don’t like to eat things I might see in my backyard (so primarily duck, rabbit, and deer). Or babies, so no veal or lamb.

I went running on the bath behind my neighborhood once and on the way up the path I passed a family of geese. On the way back, they were now standing in the middle of the path and as I approached the mama geese started yelling at me so I had to turn back around and go up onto a main road and go back to my neighborhood…

Did she eat her?

Like both words were the first name? If they wanted to honor him they could have just named the poor kid John!

Were they surprise twins? Like the parents came prepared to name one baby but then found themselves with an extra and were too tired to think of a second name?

Huh! The hostess in the dining room of the Carnival cruise I was on last month wore a nametag that said ABCDE and at first I assumed it was like a placeholder nametag.

I think still my favorite awkward Trump moment is when he asked Abe what the photographers were saying and Abe said “look at me,” because that’s what the photographers were saying... and then Trump looked at him very intently for a super long time.

Yeah, I sometimes get irritated by how overly chivalrous the men at my company can be about elevators—like if you’re clearly standing closer and have been waiting longer just get on the freaking elevator! You don’t have to let me on first!

Okay I think I was conflating what I’ve read about LuLaRoe with what I’ve read about Younique—I guess they don’t pre-buy their inventory, just a set they’re supposed to keep for themselves to get to know the products or show them off or whatever.

Okay, this right here seems like it should be the obvious red flag:

I pay a less on my mortgage for a three bedroom house than I did in rent for a 2 bedroom townhome.

Every so often I read something about “the President” and for a split second I think it’s about Obama but then the world comes crashing down all over again.

A daydream about a good-looking man. Just saying he’s dreamy.

Yeah, my sister told me once that she and her roommate weren’t friends anymore because the roommate got weird and started drinking and partying a lot and then claimed her ex boyfriend raped her. And I was like... I don’t know anyone involved in this story but that seems like the last thing is maybe the reason for the…

I think it’s probably common that when someone sings a song they didn’t write, they sing it with something from their own experience in mind. So it probably wasn’t specifically written about her, but he probably feels it’s about her when he sings it.

Yeah, I was looking at Trump’s and thinking “hmmm, I don’t really remember what it looks like off the top of my head so I don’t know how bad this is.”

I have not seen that movie but it looks like that costume is spot on!

I regret that I have but one star to give.

omg i love how you ‘shopped the bee pic, it came out so great!!!