No, I am neither single, nor an Avs fan (nothing against them, except they belong in Quebec). Because Viktor Frankl said through suffering we find meaning, I am a Leafs fan. And I suffer for it.

I hope it gets more tolerable. I've been pacing a rut in the sidelines. I'm hoping to to be back at it for fall 2015.

Thanks, though it's a 9 month kind of injury, so I'm going to be yelling from the sidelines for a while yet.

I am also female and reading deadspin. I just came from happily watching amateur sports (it's my team and I'm injured). I'll get back to pro sports as soon as a puck drops.

Might want to get them for the kids, too. Drummers are notorious for hearing loss. Guitars you can just turn down or play acoustic.

Oh I get that it's already a thing that way. I spent a memorable couple of minutes watching a friend stick an epipen in his leg at a wedding because he'd made out with a girl who'd been hitting the ice cream sunday bar. I then get to convince a very small town cab driver that the three of us (my friend, the future…

I'd really like to think the next aversion fad will be something sensible like high-fructose corn syrup or aspartame. Some how I think it'll be more like peanuts. Everyone's convinced that they have a gluten sensitivity, so why not peanuts (or shellfish, or eggs or anything else that can cause some people actual…

I, too have had this dream. I didn't think about adding the photo, more like a mannequin, but your idea is better. That way you can see how the colour works with your skin tone.

Ditched the pill in March 2013, used a barrier method until October 2013, knocked up in July 2014. So about 9 months of trying.

Wow. That's awesome. Might I suggest then that you go as hockey players? The equipment might slow you down a touch, but it would give you a serious edge in being thrown on a chair.

Why is this a game (nay, sport) I haven't played?!

I went as work sex with a friend once. Start out all buttoned down, then halfway through the party sneak out. Come back with torn hose and smeared lipstick. It's performance art!

My parents are old, hence I've know how terrible these diseases are. My grandmother had a stillborn because my mother brought home mumps before the vaccine, and my father has polio. He's lucky: comparatively mild case, no know long term effects, no braces. However, he has some damn chilling tales from the polio…

Also had his own dancing instruction book: Alfonso Ribeiro Breakin' and Poppin'

Why is 'Zack's' head so damn big? Is it because of the awful hair? It's distracting me from the rest of the terribleness.

So I guess I should be garage saleing (sp?) for one. Does the hero write smoothly? That was my beef with the two 'nice' ones I tried. They were so blotchy.

Hey, so do you have any good recommendations for fountain pens? I Like the pilot varsity, but it's disposable. I've tried a cross and a scheaffer and still think the varsity out performs.

No. There is nothing better than banjo. What the world needs now is more banjo.

That's awesome! This is also not rock.

Elbow's cover of Destiny's Child's Independent Woman, Plus the video kills.