I like adding a little cheese a la Martha Stewart:

omg I do that with my oatmeal, too (except the whole egg like a peasant)!

Does a nightly bowl of weed count as smoking?

This is so reassuring. I’m looking for a job after a career change, and I love hearing stories of other late bloomers.

It has something to do with your engorged uterus pressing up against the colon (ugh/lol)

I read something interesting (can’t remember where) about how Americans don’t really care about “states’ rights” so much anymore, which is why the right has reframed the debate around “religious liberty” instead. ugh

In an otherwise good episode, that mugger stood out as such a cartoonish buffoon, bug-eyed and tripping over himself as he ran away. Was that a callback to the movie?

That’s a shame, they are fantastic literary novels (not what the covers would lead you to believe).

It still kills me that he wrote a memoir in third person, presumably so he’d feel less embarrassed about complimenting himself.

Rushdie comes across like such an asshat in his memoir, but I can confirm he’s much more charming in person.

Okay, but MOST US high schools are 9-12 (and probably almost all private schools, like theirs). What you are describing is an old-fashioned exception.

I guessed right away they knew each other from working in a hospital, these stories always seem to involve people working at hospitals.

I think: all the students raised their fists together, and in response one of the Trump supporters there did it, too. The students took this to mean that the Trump supporter agreed that what happened was messed up.

Dammit, Bobby, you linked to page 3!

That’s what I was thinking, and also if anything I think her face looks thinner in the “before” photo on the left.

I’ve heard Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s are now linked to sleeping on your back, too.

Cool cool but wait until you see my collection inspired by people who compulsively eat toilet paper

Lol, I’d be surprised if there weren’t any Jezzies from my hs, is all I’ll say.

Mine was there, too!

Seeing as “thirst” was black slang appropriated by the wider, whiter, internet...no, let’s not go hit them in the nose with a newspaper like a dog