yes! the casino is conveniently located near the justice center! if they strike out at the slots they can see if they can snag a recently-released inmate. win/win?

So, I live in Cincinnati and live somewhat near the justice center. It's often that you see women on the corner lifting their shirts for the inmates. It's kind of a problem (well, not for the inmates, I guess) and they arrest a lot of people doing it.

I like this fantasy world you live in. Can I live there too?

How did they decide table arrangements? Darts? Trained monkeys? Untrained monkeys?

It's why guys who say, "She said she was 18!" still go to jail. bad excuse.

This is awesome. "Celery!"

Such a difference between Elvgren and Vargas and "Ann Taylor Model With No Arm" and "Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover of Vogue With No Wrinkles". In the immortal words of Jules Winffield: "This ain't in the same league. It ain't the same *sport*."

Thank you. They're very obviously reference photos. Such a non-story.

This is my complaint from my friends who coupon: "Why don't you coupon?" Uh, because I don't have kids, dogs, and I shop from the perimeter of the store. The only time coupons help me are on things like pharmacy items and household items. I buy most of my cleaning supplies at Trader Joe's, and a lot of the…

I knew it was Harold and Maude and I *still* thought it looked like Carrie Fisher.

She's on Fox and Friends. I guess it goes without saying that she'd be dumbed down.

Or else she knows where the bodies are hidden.

She does this strange whispering thing when she's talking about Serious Things. I'm waiting for someone to go off on her. I thought the NYT photog who was kidnapped in Libya might: "You were... *stage whisper* sexually assaulted." *concerned look, nod* NYT Journo: "Uh, I was groped, yes, but..."

It drives me freaking nuts. I really wish one of them would just beat the crap out of her. Gordon Ramsey....that's it! We need her to do a cooking segment with Gordon Ramsey. He'd at least verbally abuse her. I'd stop the hairdryer for that one.

Why couldn't it have been Ann Curry? She is the worst interviewer on the planet, particularly when discussing something traumatic. And she is terrible at doing the damn cooking segments, too.

bazinga!

I remember that dress and I loved it.

I'm not kidding anyone by showing off wealth, either.

I knew Reese was petite, but I had NO idea how tall Taylor was. Wow.

But she's from Nashville, all of those country folk talk alike. *eyeroll*