This is super fucked up.

Your Felix sounds a lot like my Chairman Meow. I put him on a diet and he got into the cupboard and ate an entire pound of popcorn kernels. He cried when he pooped for three days straight.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

Cat’s reaction to turn of events:

Lesbian porn is like a Ferrari and Lamborghini racing down a mountain road, side-by-side, trading the lead, back and forth, as a stunning sunset fades in the distance. Male and female straight porn is like a gorilla jumping up and down on the seats of a 1985 convertible Corvette.

Timing the puck drop on faceoffs is no more cheating than a defensive back timing the snap count in the NFL, or a baserunner timing the pitcher’s movement to steal a base.

Maybe because only 4 out of the 21 paid NHL analysts picked the Pens to win, and the majority consensus from the 17 shills for San Jose was the Sharks’ having a much better balance against the Pens overall.

Came here to say this. This complaint is decades old and always comes up when a guy is getting beaten on his matchup at the dot. Red Wings fans have gone through a lot of complaints from pretty much every fanbase in hockey. Yzerman cheated and taught Draper to do it. Draper did it and taught Zetterberg and Datsyuk to…

This is the NHL. It’s tradition that the refs are incompetent, and this is coming from a Pens fan, who sees the officials calling things on the Pens more often than not.

IT’s not just big stars, but guys known as good face off guys get a extreme benefit of the doubt on this for sure. Which, as barry points out, is a chicken and egg situation.

Couture might be making a play to the referees on this. But it also sounds more like the sour grapes of a guy who was expecting his team to demolish the Pens without too much effort. Now that they are down 2-0, they are starting to feel the pressure a lot more, and they don’t have much of an answer for the Penguins.…

Couture’s FO% for the playoffs to-date over 20 games is only 43.3%, which is near the dead ass bottom of the top 100 faceoff takers this postseason. His regular season stat was a career-low 47.0%.

Alternate headline:

Crosby cheats but so does every good center. When was the last time you saw Datsyuk, Toews, or Bergeron tossed from a faceoff? This isn’t new and won’t change.

Couture also has gotten worse at faceoffs as he career has moved on and was below 45% going into the SCF this playoffs. So maybe it helps Crosby that he’s up…

My mom died in the great GM-commentor purge of ‘09. Show a little respect man.

My favorite part of this play is Crosby giving one last look back to Letang right before the faceoff. It’s the look of “You better not fuck this up.”

I heard a rumor that Sleepy Hollow’s fourth season premiere will have Ichabod waking up, climbing out of bed, walking toward the bathroom, opening the door, and there’s Abbie Mills taking a shower. At which point we discover that the last two seasons were all a dream.

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