Anyone else get the feeling that this is the year the animals finally turn on us? Like, maybe we shouldn’t have made The Revenant because it gave them ideas.

I was hoping Flossie could have lit that newspaper on fire.

Putting that newspaper in front of Flossie's face is supremely slappworthy BI (By Itself): I'm creating my own dictionary of acronyms for Millennial reporters who don't know how to STFU because I'm SMH.

Sometimes you win and get a tv show, sometimes you get arrested for fraud.

You do know only one Clinton was president, right? There’s no need to say Clintons. They have the same last name. Everybody’s associating them anyway.