Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith of Mississippi has requested that there be no audience or media presence at her debate with Democratic runoff challenger Mike Espy.

My pug went to PetSmart for a grooming as needed. It was around $20, and worth it for the anal gland cleaning alone. Also the nail trimming, because he fought and squealed like a monster was killing him when I did it myself. 

So the excuse can be "I don't want to suppress the free press, I was just following orders." Am I wrong to be worried? 

I was looking for someone with a clicker...

Yeah, we’ll get right on that after dealing with guns and clean air, fucko.

Who in the phone tree is supposed to call John Mayer and tell him he is done? I don’t think it was me. 

“Change is hard for pigs, as they cannot buy sweaters when they feel sad.”

You are not going to pay the vet bill. The owner of the other dog and/or the grocery store is. Repeat this to yourself until you are pissed off enough to pull out your inner Darth Vader and make them do what they need to do. Stores need to stop rolling over for dumbasses who bring their pets to the store just because…

So, my brother and I are signing the papers to buy a house TOMORROW!!! We have been living in our childhood home since our dad went into residential care at the end of last year (he has dementia and we were his carers). I used to joke with my brother when he was a little kid that he was so brilliant that he’d better…

Maybe she had to pick up his impala carcasses one too many times

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

Club Girth has EVERYTHING.

I didn’t. I figured they’d get married, then divorced 6 months (or less) later. I actually think it’s pretty mature of them to recognize that maybe they need to put the brakes on this now rather than later.

I’m sorry for these young ‘uns. It’s hard enough being in a relationship, but they had to deal with the eyes of the world, rampant gossip and speculation about his mental health (and hers after Mac Miller died), and an inordinate amount of snark and hate towards them.

Thank you- I have to make an urn for a friend’s ashes, and he used to make sculptures where he switched heads on various porcelain figures, and left me with several dozen leftover heads, which I’ve planned on incorporating onto the urn. But he also used Googly Eyes sometimes, and I just realized those need to be on…

Where/when in this country do we ever allow someone under the age of 18 to sign a legal and binding contract??  Much less a five year old.  This is beyond ridiculous.

You’ll never convince Republicans to vote for you, but you might fire up your base if you fight back. People would rather have somebody who is going to fight for them than a nice lady who is going to flop in front of the refs and try to draw a foul.

Are you a woman? I left an abusive relationship and got shit for not being loyal. I also got shit for not leaving sooner. There is no right way to exist.

I recently read that it’s incredibly common for men to get into a new relationship faster than women do after the end of a long-term relationship. it doesn’t really mean that he is over you. It more likely means that he can’t be alone. 

I looks like Kavanaugh is imploding for your birthday. No matter what happens he’ll always know that people hate him.