Tanzanite is so rare that it is sold on every commercial cruise ship on the seas.

That was only 8 months ago????????

Without bothering to take 2 seconds to Google the name.

This is such f*ing white people shit.

As I recall, it is usually hawked at “Special Opportunities” onboard. 

One among my many favorites.

Shit, don’t tell anyone I told you, OK?

“It’s utterly disgusting that a disgruntled ex-employee would take swipes at me during a global pandemic,” de Lesseps, 54.

You silly Iowans. First you assure people it’s lovely in your state, then you tell us that we wouldn’t care for it.

Stay the fuck out of New Mexico, you idiots.

If Dr. Oz is right, and we are only eight weeks out from “being through the worst of this,” I will be very surprised. Happy, but very surprised.

There must be a lot of THC intake when this show is on. I could see watching it high.

My homemade riff on PF Chang’s Dynamite Sauce:

My homemade riff on PF Chang’s Dynamite Sauce:

Absolutely. Everyone has autonomy over their body. It was a gut reaction that leapt out of my body when I saw his first tattoo at 21. I had given birth to him, nursed him for a year, he is now in his 40's but he will always be my baby.

I’m quite certain that Cindy Crawford is heavily sedated somewhere. I know I would have to be if my child, flesh of my flesh, MY BABY, got a tattoo on his beautiful face. I’m still bothered by his sleeve, which he has had for 20 years.

Well, you're in for a treat of the tallest order. Find and watch "Fringe".

It’s not a video, but this site (quickly accessed via Google) gives a pretty good idea of what the mansion is like. Homes of the Rich

Let’s just say she was born with an empty glass in her hands.

We live in Russia. This is how Russia works. WTF

If I realized Bieber worked out at my gym, I would Swiftly depart.