How am I supposed to explain to my 15-year old arthritic cat that the drops I am administering to her twice a day despite her protests are actually snake oil? That the fact she has resumed favorite activities of yore, jumping up into chairs, demanding head scratches, going *outside* to nap in the sun is all in her…

Have you seen the 2006 interview with Matt Lauer? I can’t find it (wonder why, it’s horrifying), but Britney’s appearance and actions were heart-breaking. No one stopped the interview as she disintegrated. That proved to me that she has no one who genuinely cares about her.

I like Britney’s music OK, but I worry about her profoundly. She looks exhausted, and I will never understand how/why her “people” continue to use cheap hair extensions done badly and crap make-up. There’s a big pile of money that everyone is fighting over and apparently very little of it is being spent on her.

Mexican Dynasties gave me shivers of delight. Thank goodness for Texicanas, the withdrawal will be easier.

How much money do these idiots make?

I’m disappointed Melania didn’t make the egg herself. “Be Best” indeed. 

Meryl wiping the floor with Reese sounds like a good time to me.

Anais Nin called, she wants her book title back.

I was being aspirational. Don’t care just want to get a group together. 

I hear you. I just want some people I can drink with once a week who understand what the fuck I'm talking about.

Here’s the thing, I have acquaintances I've socialized with for 20 years since we moved here. I have NOTHING  in common with them and am pretty much done with the group. I had to hard break up with them tonight, saying I'm fine stop calling. I appreciate the concern, but they called my husband to check on me. WTF.

Am seeking friends 50 plus who live in Albuquerque who love to discuss all things Bravo channel as well as literature, good food, and trashing celebrities. You have to be here, where are you?

Two days in jail, two months on a work crew, a lifetime of “Hey, aren’t you that chick who pushed her friend off a bridge?”

I’ve discovered that selectively following very few humans and a lot of animals has eliminated 99% of trolldom in my timeline.

My brain told me she was going to eat the placenta.

Oooooh, can’t wait until the next family round-up!

When my middle brother and I are being really, really mean we tease the youngest (who is gay) that “Deliverance” is what turned him. He immediately spits back, “Don’t be stupid, Tom Selleck made me gay!”

My father took me and my brothers (me: 18, middle bro: 16, and baby bro: 14) to see “Deliverance”, a movie about canoeing. And it had Burt Reynolds in it.

I’m grateful this storyline has provided me the strength (so far) to stop watching this series.

Man. I was thissssssss close to tossing my huge cookbook collection/hoard. Now I have to but this one. At least it’s digital!