Why do boys think we care about their dicks? Unless it belongs to my sexual partner, I really, really, really don’t care about anyone’s dick..

I am insanely allergic to horses and would freak out if there was one on my flight. Don’t even try to explain to me that they are supposed to be less allergic. My swelling eyes, spreading rash, and closing throat will prove you wrong.

The most essential life rule is never, ever, drink the sangria.

I was horrified to be nursing my baby in a bathroom, they made it awful.

Etched in the crystal section of my memory is a moment forty three fucking years ago* when I was visiting my mother in Palo Alto CA. The purpose of the visit was for her to get to know her first grandchild at age 5 months. We were out at lunch, and Baby wanted to eat as well. I excused myself and rushed to the Ladies…

What a perfect opportunity for me to crowd source an Very Important Wardrobe Need.

Try the look as a play time look first. Note the many compliments you receive. Remember all those compliments when you decide to use it as a power look.

Oooh, I haven't kept up with WTF since my road warrior days have ended, but I definitely want to hear that one.

Watch it again. There are a few seconds where I thought, “Is Jonah Hill kinda hot now?”

Hold on, he co-opted his boss's office while she was on leave to give you a "warning"? Did his boss authorize this action? "Sure, Frank. Feel free to Lord it up while I'm gone." Your supervisor is a sociopath and you are doing your company a good deed.

You’re fortunate to have your first vote be in a historic election. There will be elections that you will hope and long for the same kind of results. The outcome relies on more than your vote. It relies on your involvement, encouraging everyone you meet to know the candidates and VOTE. The upcoming election will…

You are my people. A bazillion stars for you.

Oh, but I LOVE Schmidt and I’m still not over New Girl being done.

My lashes are literally 1/8 of an inch long. Lash Paradise transforms my entire face.

I have enormous respect for Whoopi. That woman has cemented a gazillion dollar machine based on her well earned reputation. I can’t stand the View, but I love that she’s pulling green every day.

THIS. A bazillion stars for you.

I’m very uncomfortable with the fact that two of your higher ups are suggesting this. Of course, they may be well meaning but if you do proceed it gives them front row seats as well as ownership of anything that happens.

I’ve never understood the appeal of that stuff.

RED ROCK DELI STYLE RED CURRY COCONUT CHIPS

Thanks for linking the “Trip to Au Fudge” post. It’s one of my favorites and I was going to search for it!