I had it this morning!

I’m mildly curious to know what she was trying to say if not what we all took her statement to be.

Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook need to go dark for 90 days. that’s the only way they can protest what is happening on their platforms. Yeah, they’ll loose a lot of money, but their companies will survive.

I am severely disappointed that although I have become enamored with the name “Uma Von Wittcamp”, it is ill-advised to use it as an alias. 

I don’t know why I qualified my comment by announcing my race, probably because I was wine-drunk.

White woman here. Haddish from day one struck me as a Tracy Morgan clone. She’s funny, but so close to Morgan’s delivery it’s offputting. I feel like a traitor.

Yeah. First of all, we haven’t had a kitten for many, many years so the only comparison is our 14-yr old Manx whose max weight is 7 lbs. She sleeps 95% of the time so she obviously doesn’t eat much..

I want to be Lou.

Compare to the Transformer movies where the “best” parts are the machines and things blowing up. Sometimes even we women want to just have some fun.

The leopard coat will be mine.

That’s what we’re trying to watch out for since he is usually in a state of hunger. He gets an ounce of canned food at noonish, and then 2-3 ounces in the evening. He’ll snack on dry food, but doesn’t really care for it.

There are few occasions that cannot be enhanced with a boa.

Does anyone out here have experience raising a Maine Coon? I’m 98% certain my beloved 8 month old kitten has massive MC genes. For one, he already weighs 11 pounds and is beginning another growth spurt, indicated by his ravenous hunger and bounciness. His zooms are zooms of legend, and he is terrorizing his “big”…

I can attest to the overwhelming charisma that Bill Clinton exudes from every pore. But, that boy LOVES to be the center of attention. Much like our current president.

Ruined it.

Swear to God, I had a dream last night in which I met Serena in the stands of some event, she introduced herself, and I blurted out, “OMG you’re tinier than I thought!” (I’m six foot)

When I was in my 30's, my mom made me swear that, should she become incapacitated, I would obtain all the drugs and administer them to her so that she wouldn’t have to linger. She declared that she knew I had “connections” (I did, but wasn’t about to admit it).

My folks are in their eighties with difficulties normal to their age. Thank heavens they moved into a continuous care facility that could double for Elysium AND gave my baby bro power of attorney. It’s hard, but make sure you talk to your parents about how they want things to end. Get all the legal shit in order, and…

Yeah, I’ve had that boss. She has problems that don’t have to be your problem. When she enters your space, ask her to hold her thought while you go pee, or return a client’s call, or get to a good spot on whatever you are working on. If she hangs, have a work related topic to bring up. If she’s going to monopolize…