But KZ isn’t rich or interesting!!!!WTF?

I have a lot of not good sexual bullying encounter memories. Actually, I do have one from 50 years ago when a grown man offered me $100 to do stuff, I dunno.

For real. Did you get a bonus for sitting through the whole thing?

Instant grits are the devil’s drool.

This was in my paper this morning. Cry, cry for the poor white man that had 2011 ruined for him.

I’m much more invested in when she goes into labor than I was with Kate.

Old Film’s Take:

Megan,

What with everything going on in our world these days, I had to check to make sure this is a CRIMINAL trial. Nobody gets rich from a criminal trial. They might get a few bucks from tabloid TV, but no one’s buying an island.

Eh, her choices are dated but better than they’ve been in the past. Remember, Donald is for sure weighing in on what she wears.

I want them to come to dinner.

She looks just like her!

I say cheers to her MUA, because no one’s face looks like that after giving birth. Kate was probably counting the minutes until she could wash her face and go to bed.

“A good movie for anyone who likes to to watch things explode and people die”  perfectly describes movies my husband likes. I saw the preview and went home to tell him that his new favorite movie is coming to our television screen soon.

It’s from the Vanity Fair Oscars’ portfolio. As soon as I saw it, I KNEW they were co-parenting. Hell, co-everything.

PROOF:

Who else had momentary heart failure at the idea of Leslie Odom Jr. And Katherine McPhee as a couple?

Dear Ms. Hadid,

NO WAY.

No, they can’t. I’ve observed this craziness for over 50 years, and it still baffles me. Their dicks, their balls, the adjusting, repositioning. If we women gave into a good vulva scratch in public, the world would end. Don’t get me started on crotch moisture.