I’ve been giving a lot of thought to men’s certainty that the penis is powerful, threatening, and/or awe-inspiring. I am simply baffled. I’ve known quite a few penises and they’re OK, but it’s just an appendage.

How does one become a qualified lesbian? I had no idea it was a thing.

OMG love Schitt’s Creek.

Yessssssssss, that’s what watching HHI is all about. Just for me, drink every time they complain that the countertops aren’t granite.

Lovely, now can a sister get some length?

Lovely, now can a sister get some length?

I’m going to skip the obvious and recommend Good Eats. Not cheery, but House Hunters International is great for yelling at the TV things like “No one outside of the U.S. has king sized beds!”, and “this is supposed to be your retirement home, you won’t be able to do those stairs in five years!”.

You have made my day. You have made me waste my day. Thank you.

Years ago, I got to sit six feet away from Ms. Blanche for two hours while she did something that seemed to be “talk to the actor”. She’s not quite as incandescent as she appears in photographs, but she’s damned close. Baby peen is just gilding the lily.

I rushed here to ask why Kelsey Grammer, DOCUMENTED ASSHOLE, has not been called out in light of recent events.

You are aware of Groupthink, no?

Get wine and snacks. Turn off your phone as well as any other possible distractions, like loved ones. Find your favorite blanket and go to town.

I have a woman who works for me who was a banker in Columbia but now cleans houses. She became a US citizen last year, and we are working together on her studies to go back to her field.

No Rupert, no watch. As a matter of fact, just give us Rupert in his own show loosely based on his two biographies.

Any app that requires access to your location is collecting data. They may state that they will not share or sell your data, but apparently being acquired by another company doesn’t count as selling.

Welp. That cuts the dangling thread of my interest in Kelly Ripa. Now, if Sarah Jessica Parker would do or say something equally idiotic, I could really clear out some corners of my mind.

We have cable, come over for pizza when it hits HBO.

Racer and I will keep you in our thoughts. Rock on, Mama.

God, I love this cat.

Oh, I am so sorry for your loss. I lost my old boy and then two kittens a year ago and still experience trauma. I have a new fella who has robustly achieved six months of age and I am only now beginning to ease up on my anxiety.

While I’ve never tried an alternate personality, I do like to clean like a demon then shower and leave my home for a few hours. Go to a movie, for cocktails and or dinner. When I come home, I bask in my accomplishment.