How could I forget!

In no particular order, the items I have scored from exes:

Thank you ! I loved that piece and will now read it again because I have a weird fascination with cruises and have been on a few more since she wrote it.

Jellybeans bought some conditioner!

John Kelly grew up in a matriarchy? That explains....not a goddamned thing.

No thanks. My imagination has already taken me through this nightmare.

Oh honey bunny, you need a hug in a big fluffy blanket, with a down pillow and endless hot chocolate.

Pish. YOU’RE CRYING.

As an old (how many times have I led with that?), I am suffering serious PTSD with this whole thing. This afternoon, I was raging about the men who are complicit, supporting that sort of behavior because their jobs depended on their support. Those men, who maybe hate themselves, then attempt the same actions on women…

Dammit. As in “God dammit, kinja!”.

Thanks, I was 16 and had just graduated from high school, and it was the graveyard shift.. I learned lessons that have stuck with me til this day.

“Wow, to look at him, you wouldn’t think he’d do something like that.” Said no one.

Long ago, a man apologized to me for his friend’s drunken verbal assault on me the night before. He said something I have held in my heart all of my life, “A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”

You’re leaving out the part where we lie down on our perfectly made bed to a) zip our jeans, and then b) button our jeans. Followed by a cry of triumph and exasperation.

Yes. Yes, it is.

As you should. That was a classic, sweetie darling.

Yeah. Once upon a time, I read the line referred to as shrouds. Now I can’t get the description out of my head.

I really want to like JJill, they make my very favorite pants (ponte leggings and Wearever Slimleg in Tall) but they can’t seem to hit on a color palette that will work for me. If I were still working, I’d be all over them simply because of the durability and ease of care.

Hey, hey, hey there. As an old who is incessantly on the hunt for things drapey yet flattering, and has fucking given up on the whole “color” idea because nothing ever coordinates, I resent that remark! I don’t buy DK shit because it doesn’t work, period. Neither does Eileen Fisher, for that matter. There, I’ve said…

I place HGTV above Bravo on my hate watch list. That being said, Joanna and Chip are the king and queen of rolling the dice. More power to them.