The fact that they included Roger Ailes and not Dick Gregory is an insult to women, African Americans, civil rights, comedy, and the Gregory family.

They were practically twins when they were married. It was weird.

The lidocaine numbs the nerve endings in your skin. I discovered this with my last major episode when I couldn’t stand to have sheets touch my skin. The caladryl helps the blisters, be grateful you don’t have them.

Caladryl and lidocaine ointment, get both now. Did the doc give you a scrip for acyclovir? Just cause it ain’t shingles doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.

You are not alone.

I completely understand your joy. I treat my post and pans better than I treat my family, whispering, “Guaranteed for life!” as I tuck them in their cupboard.

YAS. I raced here because we were going to talk about book vs movie. I read that she “begged” B. Cooper to work with her in the movie and that was a huge mistake. She should have been the glowing center of that movie, says someone who had never watched the movie because the book was so freaking good.

This can’t happen soon enough

So, publicly shame them. How much do you remember about the car? Include that in your letter. Make sure they know what they did. Then, try to let the bad energy go. It won’t help you or your doggy recover.

Write a letter to your local paper and point out that it could have easily been a child. Fuckers. Anyone who speeds through a school zone should be shot.

I started shingles in my 30's. My best advice, other than shelling out the $100 or so for the vaccine once you recover (and it will be a while), is Caladryl-a clear calamine lotion-that really helps with the blisters and a lidocaine gel for recovery. Get your doc to give you a prescription for the lidocaine gel they…

Dear Halo Ice Whatever You Think You Are,

But how can you tear out pages with ideas you want to follow up on and then drop off the magazines at your friend’s business for their client’s enjoyment?

Thank you! I was wondering where our lawyer Jezzies were at!

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The very best advice. I was kind of in the same situation as LW1, complete with not only hormones but preeclampsia. Jane and I assume LW1 has half a brain since she and her husband are seeking counseling. It’s tempting to flounce, but not in anyone’s best interest. Have bebe, get counseling, find a good lawyer. Better…

Why are we (you) talking about Spencer Pratt? No one even remembers who he is and it’s all for the best.

Oh, geez, you’ve missed the crate of soaking wet cats mewing their miserable hearts out? Consider yourself blessed.

Turkish soaps? I constantly lament that telenovelas aren’t broadcast with English subtitles. Now I must seek out Turkish soaps.

Jaime is going to join Brienne, get back his huevos, and (please, please, please) kill Cersei. Tyrion will meet a nice lady and retire to a castle with many, many vineyards and Bron will be his aide de camp. Meh, Jon and Dany can live ever after. Arya will be Arya, and Sansa will be Sansa up there in the North.