Get a better cut! Your hair is too thin for that cut!

I dunno. Page Six is saying she’s 60. Which is fine if she is, but I have a feeling she wouldn’t admit it on her death bed.

My immediate reaction every time I see her is, “Good God, woman! Pull yourself together!”

Ah, you are not a Gayle Watcher. That woman goes big in the most interesting ways, it’s really quite fascinating.

I’ve always suspected that ol’ Brad wasn’t terribly bright, but he has consistently given the impression that he’s into his kids. Perhaps his request was made to protect the kids from spending the rest of their lives from having the dirty deets of Mom & Dad’s divorce applied to whatever they do. “Zahara Gets Her Third…

A matching spangly knife/letter opener, which she could use to open an earth-shaking exclusive announcement. Go big or go home, Gayle.

I find your umbrage fascinating in light of your use of a burner.

Public Service Announcement: It was an awful movie then and cannot have improved with age (bleah, ugh, yuck). How many people have will watch it now because of the controversy? So many movies that year were rapey, this was one of the worst.

I am sorely disappointed that we have yet to see a detailed report of how the fuck a group of political novices managed to boondoggle an undereducated population, a media machine, and a political party to become IN CHARGE OF EVERTHING THAT MATTERS. Not only does the emperor have any clothes, the whole gang is buck…

Oh fuck me, now I have to conjure an excuse for a TX road trip. For some reason, the hubs will not accept food as a theme for a vacation. Bastard.

Totally on the list. Do we need to hang around for an after meal bathroom break? We’re New Mexicans, so trash tacos are awesome.

How are the tacos Torchy’s? For my road food directory.

That’s because they are the best and the brightest the Republican party has to offer. Which is why Donald Trump ended up being their candidate.

Whoops, Deep could be his new nickname

Heard v. Deep. I am SHOCKED. SHOCKED, I say.

Given the venue, they could have only been searching for cheese to make a grilled cheese sandwich, maybe some macaroni and cheese but I’m leaning towards a sandwich. God love them for putting aside their quest in order to make sure no Twilight Zone shit was going on. They should get medals and keys to the city.

Can anyone explain the turban wardrobe Mr. Cannon has been sporting? It confuses me and I don’t want to spend anytime thinking about it.

America (meaning lesbian shitasses) needs things that make us unreasonably happy.

Go forward, raise a freedom fighter. By the time your child is ready to articulate her ideals, we will need her.

Mine was E.T. My son and I went. The scene where Elliot and E.T. were on stretchers and they were both dying, my son and I looked at each other and both of us were drenched with tears all down the front of our sweaters. For years, I would start crying in anticipation of that scene.