“If it had a manual I would by a used one in 5 years”

Business in the front. Party in the back. The most expensive mullet I’ve ever seen.

That’s how you get fit.

You’re looking at a chicane that I marshalled. There’s no problem here. The truck is parked 30 ft back blocking a hole in the fence behind (on the slow side) a chicane.

VVS is a serious condition I’d rather not male joke about...

Couldn’t these guys just stuffed a gopro in the ditch and stood back to enjoy the action? Or, for us #millenials, you can prop your #iphone up with a small tripod for a few fractions of #bitcoin for #sickAF shot and get some #followers.

This! This is why I love jalopnik. More of this type of stuff.

“It’s a pickup truck that can carry a pickup truck,”

Fuck you.

I think I speak for all of us when I say thank fucking god.

Ive got more of an Avalon vibe outta it. Mainly because the wheels seem too small in diamater for a Camry relative to the side of the car.
so, black 05 avalon, like in the pics below

Mostly a lurker here because I am white and know when the conversation is not about me, but I gotta tell you that I love your writing. You cut through bullshit, speak real truth, and make shit funny that has no right to be.

Man...this was funny as shit. Bravo!

Actually no you can’t. Doesn’t matter the drug, its a DUI, don’t do it.

True joy is throwing your top back in a second.

My dad bought one of these new in 86. It only came with driver side mirror and no rear bumper. No radio no air con, manual everything. It was a great little truck. It did everything he needed it to and never failed for almost 20 years. I have a lot of good memories in that truck, including the first time I ever drove.

You could if you practiced more at the dojo.

It’s kind of a tough thing, cause on the one hand its a style mostly associated with black hair today. On the other hand, historically they popped up all over the world at a similar time. There are bog bodies from Ireland with dreads, evidence of dreads in ancient India (possibly the oldest dreads) so like...I dunno,…

“Black people built this country. Not like everyone else. More than everyone else. For free.”