Sure, you could be, but was that actually the angle you were coming from?

Pathfinder suffered a worse fate.

That’s what I could find in my area...

What exactly would you like us to call the electric thingy that makes the wheels turn?

There are not a lot of fluids in the world that have as much heat capacity as plain old water. Putting ethylene glycol into the coolant means the coolant is less effective at moving heat to the radiator. We use it in street cars due to the significantly wider ranges of operating conditions that we drive versus what…

Hire that guy on youtube with the minks.  Those minks mess up the rats good.

Please don’t drive around your newborn baby in a 60 year old Corvair, unless you really have no other option. I feel like that should go without saying, but here we are.

“Your generation refused to leave the workforce,”

I have a better way: don’t use that awful platform.

Top hats were not in style when the Constitution was written. They were big in the 19th and early 20th centuries. Ike was the last President to wear one at his Inauguration.

Easy joke:

I remember my uncle making the same argument in 1996.

I will build a bigger sidewall and make Honda pay for it. 

I must admit to curiosity. And I have a fondness for the occasional terrible movie...

Now, up to now my plan went all right
‘Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that’s when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

He’s trying to disarm everyone else? Like... what does that mean? He’s secretly still a white supremacist and he’s waiting on the right moment to pounce?

No, it’s a complete thought, and it’s entirely correct. It’s the same basic interaction that’s helped Daryl Davis get 20 KKK members to hang up their robes and disavow their hatred. He’s indirectly responsible for 200 KKK members walking away from their racism.