@flying_chairs: probably a lot of coupons for penis enlargement products just waiting for him.

wrangle those mangled bangles.

the last time Big Foot was relevant I was playing on a Pogo Ball.

Subaru Justy!

@longtimegamerrr: oh man. now i have an insane craving for an auntie anne's virtual pretzel.

@snapoversteer's walking around eating his Triscuits: The Testarossa ruled bedroom walls from '84 to '88. That's an undeniable fact.

when do the "there's a case for that" commercials start running?

@Parge_Lenis: yup. Droid does. Hey you know a guy that goes by Dmall_Sick?

Droid. Don't recall ever having a call dropped on my Droid.

get these mothereffin maggots off this mothereffin plane!

Is that a ford fusion crossover?

@theotherstevejobs: dog toenail grinder? vomit. we calls sub sandwiches "grinders" where I'm from so reading that made me want to puke.

Thought this was a "July Fools" joke at first. Do these batteries work in all devices or just vibrating dildos?

i just don't understand. why would they design this crap instead of focusing on something like a zune phone? they just need to grow some. apple builds products and sells them as the greatest thing since sliced bread no matter what. they have neat designs and good enough performance but it's the attitude that makes…

looks like a Kizashi.

Your mom.

Get a Droid. Thing is solid like a rock. A nice rock that doesn't easily scratch. Hmm I guess that would be a diamond.

@harrison383: right. thought you were talking about the Genesis since I was sure they had cancelled the Tiburon.

@harrison383: I thought the 2.0t was the current base engine?

Anything by Isuzu. VehiCROSS comes to mind. Really anything that never made it to a 2nd gen. Here's a good one though. The original infiniti M. Not a terrible car but the remake was much better.