what about a moving food truck so you have to run to keep up with it while completing your transaction?

my grandmother taught me to put the hardened butter in balloons and then swallow them. then take a laxative and poop them out. works every single time.

Laguna Seca with a fresh coat of paint after a year of good rain.

how many times have I wished for a shorter cable? Zero. Exactly zero times.

no way. those people totally check yelp and amazon customer reviews before purchasing.

every time i watch this guy i think i'm watching an SNL skit.

try before you buy. sometimes the shirt fits and is long enough but the button placement is off - both at the belt-line and the neckline. That damn second button and second to last button!

how does that help you with a phone or tablet with no micro sd slot? The ability to connect a micro usb flash drive could be extremely helpful for transfering files when not near a computer or when you don't have a wifi connection to backup to the cloud.

Patrick Dempsey from that episode of Grey's Anatomy where he takes a leave of absence to race at Le Mans.

it's like an SLS made love with an A5 and had a beautiful child.

time to bring out the lasers.

tub girl, pretty much the opposite of goatse.

pretty sure I could get a veyron up to 260 with my "fuel"

Though it may have had its faults, the ZDX was by far the best thing that came out of the horrible auto segment that also featured the Accord Crosstour and BMW X6.

Gee I hope Tim one day achieves his dream of being and NFL quarterback. Oh wait, he did! He was a backup and starting QB for several seasons! He even played well enough to win a few games. Certainly he played enough for coaches and GMs to evaluate his talent and performance and determine if he was a fit for their…

pretty sure that arm belongs to Jon Voight the periodontist.

Jeff White doesn't sound like the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

i feel your pain, brother. i think i'll follow the advice of others on here and go with the safety razor. the only thing that gets me by right now is the fact that i work from home and can go 3-4 days before shaves most of the time. that extra bit of growth makes a world of difference in getting a close,…

i feel your pain, brother. i think i'll follow the advice of others on here and go with the safety razor. the only…

Roger Rodas.

if there is a pole, you will hit it.