also, a follow up:

Guys - I cried when Stallone won. He deserved it. “Creed” is so good! And he is such a good actor!

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.

I love this bit so much. He also talks about how a woman’s #1 fear on a date is being murdered, where a dude’s #1 fear is being rejected. Oh, boohoo!

Doesn’t “I don’t have cancer” immediately followed up with “I’m recovering” sound like you *had*cancer though? Am I the only one who reads it that way?

Donald, when you accuse Samuel L Jackson of being “boring,” you have, officially, gone too god damn far, motherfucker.

his manhood is entirely dependent upon winning a leisurely recreation involving tiny white balls.

It's good to raise kids with rules and boundaries... but she sounds like a fascist dictator with her kids. Too many rules can be just as bad as none. Teenagers end up snapping after a certain point. I hope they both get to live with their dad and have what's left of their childhood be normal.

Those poor kids. Having a diva for a Mother must be exhausting and embarrassing. MILFie dearest

Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone spell fetus as “people”.

I prefer these bullets.

I love her! She deserves every bit of success she gets.

This shit is bananas...

Yeah but just imagine how many people will be like “Hellllllo, sailor!’ all sexy like, like the baby is on leave. I’m not sure I am explaining this correctly hahah.

She’s the Trump of comedians, which makes sense, because he’s the comedian of presidential candidates.

I feel good after that.

Or her “feature film” is gonna be directed by Joe Francis.

This video will haunt her for the rest of her life and rob her of any credibility. And I’m fine with that! ;-)