And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

Theory:

Michelle Williams on her relationship with Michelle Williams: “I’m Michelle Williams.”

followed because you have to love someone who’s honest about their desires;)

I swear I just watched this episode of Scandal last night.

his cellphone was “stolen in Canada.”

And you know that Canadians are free-kay.

Or Cool Pope met with her just so he could say, “Remember, Jesus said ‘Don’t be a dick.’”

David Simon was responsible for Homicide:Life in the Street and The Wire. I know the word “gritty” is probably cliched but it comes to mind, along with well written and containing a lot of humor, albeit dark. It should be pretty good, especially if David draws his cast members from the other shows. There were truly…

But, but, but I thought the industry had established that she was too old to play anything other than aunts, moms and the occasional Mrs. Robinson? Now I don’t know WHAT to think!

No hymen, no diamond? No problem!

I DID. And I learned that Scandal is an incredibly difficult show to bingewatch.

I appreciate the work that went in to writing this. Are you ok? Have some wine.

This is seriously impressive. Did you rewatch the whole season?

We should all move to Canada.

Dammit, it’s not even accurate. It should be a cloaca. Frogs dicks are internal.

Just show em Team America.

It’s not a lifestyle choice; they were sewn this way!

Oh for shame.