also he needs to keep his schedule clear for the next 3536 mad max movies that i demand they make.

I like him a whole lot. Mostly because I love actors who hit their peaks after, like, 40.

I know some people would get up in arms but Bryan Cranston is right. I have never felt more violated than I did when I was pregnant. Like suddenly I was communal property where everyone felt like they could touch me and comment on their opinion of me and my appearance as a pregnant person. So celebrities who are…

bryan cranston is perfect.

I’m constantly tripping over the low bar for men.

woah woah woah we don’t need to drag down daniel craig

But...

He’s an actor. That’s the whole deal.

Where the hell is Jack McCoy when you need him?

I’ve posted this on here before, but it’s worth reposting. It’s from an article called “Watch Your Language,” but child advocate/lawyer/writer Andrew Vachss:

I heard she left him because Kermit’s the pig in the relationship...

I hate this woman.

I saw someone comment somewhere that if this were gender swapped the prison sentence would have been much for severe, I can’t help but agree. Her sentence is so weird and accommodating.

You get me. :P

You are the best.

I still do it at random. Just yesterday I came home from shopping with the kids and one of my cats was hanging out on a chair next to the door.

Now that would be interesting.

HOT TAKE: It’s going to be a gender-swapped reboot about the Fresh Princess of Bel Air, starring Willow, who goes *FROM* Bel Air *TO* inner city Philadelphia.

Can I get some love for Rebecca Hall? Been crushing on her since A Bag of Hammers.