When she said “Any hole is fine, really ...”, I thought I’d bust a gut! I just love her!

You and me, both ...

How can you not love The Rock? He’s so unabashedly adorable!

I was reading stuff far too old for me when I was about that age. You may not get every nuance, but you can follow the storylines. It’s not out of the realm of possibility. But then again, my author of choice was Mario Puzo, so ...

Is there NOTHING Tom Hiddleston can’t do? I mean come ON! That clip is precious.

We can’t get enough. Especially of U.S. politicians. (ugh)

Would it not just be very, very easy for Party City to take down the “Boy Costumes” and “Girl Costumes” signs and just let everyone have at it? Or, in the same vein, may I suggest that parents also ignore any/all gender suggestions? Perhaps the costume manufactures - those who do things like “UPS Worker”, could…

We can get some things right up here :)

I can’t speak for the show, but this thread has provided some wonderfully clever comedy and for this, I thank you.

A) Jamie Lee Curtis is, of course, the only person who can pull this off (congrats - it’s awesome!) B) I have *always* hated seeing guys put their arms on women like that. Anyone that I knew who did that, they were definitely doing it to advertise their “property”. C) How can you ever go wrong with a David Bowie…

For someone who claims to be the world’s sexiest comedienne, well, she sure is ugly. In all kinds of ways. Hope you’re enjoying your 15 minutes, doll, because I feel a flush coming on and you are circling the bowl ...

Grown men used to hit on me when I was that young as well. I didn’t *look* like I was 9, though I didn’t look like I was 21 either, so there’s that. My mom used to tell me I was the only little girl in the neighbourhood with curvy hips. I know what it was like just being a kid trying to walk to school. I can’t imagine…

Ooops! Pregnant!

Points if you sang it while reading it, like I just did?

This. Please and thank you. (sigh)

I’m betting that they did a background check and, at the time, there was nothing to see. But with fame comes money, and with money comes the ability to indulge all of your vices. It’s my opinion that he had nothing to hide until he was fluid with cash.

What is with the raging hate-on for Jimmy Fallon? Seriously, someone wanted the 911 call investigated? It’s not like nine ambulances and a fleet of firefighters were called to his abode on a prank. It was a legit accident, and it did a lot of damage. Also, I’ve never heard one thing first-hand (or even from a legit…

I read your comment in the Wile E. Coyote voice. I doff my cap.

I’m a (self proclaimed) cool mom ... and there is no way in HELL that I will be doing any of those things with my daughter whether she approves of it or not.

You can never have too much bacon. Or Bacon.