Aaaaaand ... there go my ovaries ...

This. Thank you, Mirelle!

What the WHAT? Maybe I should just drill out a third eye or something? Pfft ... If I have to photoshop myself to make someone "remember me", then I'm obviously not hanging with the crowd I should be hanging with.

I had a twin until I moved out when I was 23! Trust me, it happens ...

Ladies of SNL for the win! This had my husband and I laughing SO HARD remembering this exact scenario!

There is no circle of Hell that suffices here. Damn him.

Why, thank you! And now, I'm going to go back to enjoying the Target Lady gif, because it's magical ...

Windermere's the name of the street I grew up on in Windsor, Ontario (Canada). I just thought it sounded all fancy-like ;-)

Terrrget Lady for the win!

Toronto International Film Festival humblebrag. I still can't believe I have this picture. He is *wonderful* and I adore him!

The worst thing is that this is not exactly the first time she's pulled something like this. She knows better.

Sadly, that's *exactly* what I was thinking when I first saw the photograph :/

... and it's just as terrifying!

No.

I want them to come to my birthday party. Seriously!

My husband has been working with her (he works in publishing) for *years* and attests that this is utter bullsh*t.

Can't. Stop. Watching.

For what it's worth, my husband has had many dealings with Joan Collins over the years through publishing. He has not had a single less-than-lovely thing to say about her, and in fact, rather gushes at how wonderful she treats people. Both of us work in the entertainment industry and have seen both sides of people.…

I dont' watch this show, but I didn't hate this! As a performance piece, I thought it was pretty cool!

I saw her perform "Walking on Air" on SNL. What struck me IMMEDIATELY was how much it sounded like she was ripping off Madonna's "Deeper and Deeper". Anyone else notice that?