Was just going to ask about all the pron Brian and Steven found on the laptops...

My money is on Nick Symmonds to win it and set a new World Record.

I have gone through two or three Jawbone Ups as well. While I really like the sleep tracking, I have sound that the novelty has worn off and it really isn't changing my behavior any. The next time my band breaks I won't bother replacing it.

First off, not only did I vote while drinking a beer last weekend, I did it pantsless. Gotta love Oregon vote by mail.

All of these stories take on a whole new vibe when you have an 11 year old son living in your house.

Has anyone else had trouble with the Security & Privacy system preferences? When I attempt to "unlock" using my password, it immediately re-locks. I confirmed that my password is correct in another system preference. Really odd that it won't let me make changes now that I am in Yosemite.

Now let's see if she can run a mile:

Saw the headline and was going to post the exact same comment. Dammit.

Two-thirds of Oregon is actually quite dry:

You can wander around the stones of the one in Washington, too:

You need that extra 1.1% to deal with the family. That, and it wouldn't be a true polotmavé at 5%.

Exactly! Or if it is the holidays,

Wrong. The correct answer is "None" because you should be using shredded cheese.

Not sure if they distribute all the way out there, but Full Sail makes an awesome Oktoberfest:

I bought a half rack of this a couple weeks ago and enjoyed it quite a bit, but then again, I really enjoy a slightly over-hopped red ale.

I have two words for you: Beer. Mile.

Well of course it was a complete circle. All they had to do was look at the Washington version to figure that out.

Not a fan of pumpkin beers at all, but I won't whine about it. One thing I will whine about, though, is the ridiculous creep of seasonal beer releases:

Nah, we notice it with pumpkin beers because everyone knows that pumpkins aren't ripe yet and when they brewed these pumpkin beers back in July for the August release they had to use frozen pumpkin. In my opinion, they should be a big Thanksgiving treat.

OK, but can we still call this a "Chuck Magnet"?