Gimme a minute, I gotta fix this pull starter and Tool Time up a paintball gun mount...

500 dollars... No.

Sacred number, huh? Kinda like that sacred cow Moses got all hyped up about. Fuck stocks,I’d rather own a whole laundromat than a piece of Apple.

Do you have a problem with trained Starfleet employees cashing paychecks? Because it sounds like you have some kind of problem with trained Starfleet employees cashing paychecks.

I may never say the four words that follow this colon and precede the oncoming period again, so read them carefully:

BUT MAH BLOODLINE!!!

A gay dude’s opinion on feminism is about as predictable as a vegan’s opinion of bacon. And just as relevant.

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You can only sell so much of anything in Japan, population limits and all.

Fuck you. I’m not even from the South, but fuck you and everybody who says anything like this.

I bet Hilary’s emails factor into this, somehow!

It shouldn’t fucking matter why she has her hair braided! Which asshole decided White people can’t like braids?

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH WHITE WOMEN WEARING BRAIDS!!! The only reason we got mad at Kim K for it is because she acted like she invented it-you’re not an innovator, Kim! Bo Derek in 10 was an innovator!

Troll harder next time.

She lost me before I found out about the GOP gaslighting, even before she referred to a high-frequency pulse of mustard as ‘spice’ she had lost me completely.

Raisins in his mac and cheese is the single whitest thing Drake has ever done, and he’s done techno/house remixes.

Great! Tell him I said go back to Europe.

LOOK AT THIS HUNCH BACKED LOSER Y’ALL!!!

I really, REALLY want one of these, to spider into my laptop and get some gaming power. They’re gonna get the shit sued out of them over that name, though!

Something fast, tough, spacious and ugly enough that I won’t care about smacking the back of a Ford Taurus off.