Slideshow? FUCK YOU!!!

It’s a fucking Toyota?

I just wish Harley or Indian would go talk to Dan Gurney’s family about THIS:

FUN FACT: Ilhan Omar is REALLY good at this game! She cleared half the field before anybody even knew there were bodies down!

“Barney taught us, ‘I love you, you love me. Won’t you say you love me too?’ That’s one of the first songs I remember, and what happens when that isn’t true?” Kaluuya mused. “I thought that was really heartbreaking. I have no idea why but it feels like that makes sense. It feels like there’s something unexpected that…

That’s where I am, personally, on manual transmissions.

Man, fuck Eddie Van Halen. Prince was better.

Damn, no love for the new Gateway laptops? I played with one at WalMart and I liked it better than my hand-me-down Dell.

The only budget gaming PC I’m looking at now is the ATARI VCS!

I don’t know that introducing the youths to Fleetwood Mac is a good thing at all. I mean, Fleetwood Mac is literally a tumultuous, unsuccessful relationship with a killer band instead of a therapist, and the youths these days are already leery of relationships...

Well pardon the fuck out of me if I’m not better than the goddamned President! I hope the motherfucker chokes on his spit after breathing in his lukewarm ginger ale. On camera. And survives!

Oops. I imagined it.

A lot of people I know in Cleveland like to remember Delonte West for riding Hayabusas with rifles in guitar cases and also fucking LeBron’s mother. Allegedly.

I really fucking like that bob, though! Gabby cute as fuck with the short hair. Hope she got paid!

Why doesn’t anybody EVER just pay Black women what they owe them?

Thanks for being classy about it, I guess

I agree with you about that, but I think it’s important to note that Chad was also a producer on this one. I WANT producers coming out of THEIR pockets to make sure actresses are properly compensated, and I applaud him for setting an example!

You should think very hard about what you’ve typed before you hit the publish.Then, no matter what, don’t post it. Ever.

Ewwwwww, look how poorly these 70's cars are aging!

As somebody with a big, nostril-y Don Cheadle nose who likes the way these cars look, I take deep offense to this take. And anyone standing by it.