Cable news keeps talking about the police who got attacked. That, and Trump’s photo op.

I always thought this. It would be a shame if, given his wild imagination and his access to thousands of unwanted toys and toy parts, he didn’t make some new toys. I always imagined him growing into this trickster god of resurrection for old toys, building them into cool one-offs for kids who need them...

I imagine Sid Phillips has become the Yellow Diamond of Toy Story universe, using his job as a garbage man(by the way, RESPECT!!! My grandfather was a garbage man, way back when they went into your yard to grab the cans) to find toy parts, which he then builds back into whole toys...And since he knows they’re alive,…

If you’re a person who enjoys lurid tales of infidelity, divorce and vengeance without the nasty film of a true story all over it, you might want to check out the Loving Wives section of Literotica. A lot of it is wife swapping, cuckholding, swinging and porno plots, but there’s a vocal and passionate section of the…

1-Who gives you the right to question that?

Would that I had something nicer to say about Green Lantern!

Harvey Birdman and Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated, both could exist in the same universe!

Oh yeah, hahahaha THIS IS SPOUSAL ABUSE! If Earl had been chasing his wife and her sister around a truck for gangbanging some guy, he’d be in jail and ALL OF YOU would be clamoring for his head... But I guess spousal abuse isn’t a big deal when it’s a girl doing the pistol whipping, huh?

Wow. Even with an all-new staff and no comments whatsoever, Deadspin is still terrible! Who would’ve thought?

No, that’s a playsuit, or a romper if you feel whimsical. I would love a closet full of those, but I never can find my size...

Industry? None, really, I’m just one of those full-time jacks of all trade who has to work by word of mouth. The last few years and especially now I’ve done mostly household carpentery and landscaping because my state says it’s essential and my neighborhood is full of older people who appreciate the help, but I fix up…

I thought Steve Harvey was the one being made a mockery of. You know, because it was HIS face being superimposed somewhere it had no business being?... Your point is valid in general, though.

But you respond to it, see? It does the verb, it IS the verb. It’s a simple skill, a knack more than anything, but it means I can get a conversation started with almost anyone. It comes in handy as a salesman!

Dismissed, guess I’m too busy choking on my woke!

That’s nice, but not really impressive. If he can do it for two more decades, he’ll be Ronald Isley.

There is no excuse. See my above post for something that always works and doesn’t injure the person in question.

Remember the Full Nelson?

So? Cops are Blue first, whatever ethnicity second, supposedly.

Cool, I can’t wait to see the justice system fail us again!

Weird?