Don’t feel bad, I’m pretty good at provocation. The color is good, though, has a real ‘70s vibe to it.

Not anymore, poser!

Basically, what I’m building up to with all this reminiscing is: isometric games are great, and when given the opportunity, we could do with more of them.

There’s a bit too much going on there, it makes me nauseous.

You’re not a real Jalop, buddy

Okay, but why is he wearing an Ohio funk hat?

This is peak narcissist, right here:

Whatever. Let me know when they do a new Shaolin Monks.